Wednesday 12 Jun 2002

Here’s a joke I got

Here’s a joke I got in my e-mail this morning. A lesson in poor delivery.

SUBJECT: Joke of the Day!
A godfather summoned his accountant and wanted to know what happen to the $3 million the accountant had embezzled him.
The lawyer for the accountant said “My client is deaf and mute. So, I have to sign language to him”.
“Fine. Ask him where is my $3 million dollar?” said the Godfather.
The lawyer signed to the accountant.  The account signed back to him.
And the lawyer respond to the Godfather “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The Godfather pulled out a gun point at the accountant and cock it.
“where is my $3 million dollar?”
The lawyer signed to the accountant. And the account signed to the lawyer
“It is buried in a bag in the shed behind my house.”
The lawyer said to the Godfather “You don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

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