Wednesday 05 Feb 2003
War [on Qdoba] Continues
IMPORTANT NOTICE: I went to Qdoba to try to get lunch today and the manager who had so grievously insulted my honor previously was standing there behind the counter.
I walked out.
We have always been at war with Qdoba. We are allies with Chipotle.
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Well, we could launch an assult. Which location was it again?
We could wait until payday, that way we have the extra cash to back us up, then go up there and confront him. Subtle-like.
Numerous approaches we could take. Please pay attention, I want us to win this if we can.
1. We could order directly from him, the most bizare burrito configurations, conjured up from the narrow corners of our minds, and see how he reacts. It would take a Burrito MCSE certified technician to figure out what the hell I’ll be ordering. Then when he gets cocky and hits us with the price, we call his bluff and slam down the bones.
2. We wait patiently, and when it’s our turn to order we rub our chins with indecision, gazing from side to side at the menu and act like we have no idea what we want to eat. We proceed to stall like this for several minutes. Then, once the line is stretched out the door like the ticket line for a Whitesnake concert (10-15 people), we stare that bastard straight in the eye and order 2 large waters.
Well?
Comment by Dr. Taylor L. Smith | Wednesday 05 Feb 2003, 5:27 pm
LOL.
I’m definitely going with #2.
It’s the one on Camp Bowie. I’ve thought before about posting flyers all over the place. But then I was like, um, whatever, dude, I’ll just write about it on wordparts. Then nine months passed. Then I wrote about it on wordparts.
Comment by Grady Haynes | Wednesday 05 Feb 2003, 5:38 pm
I’m with you…next time I pass through Ft. Worth, at least.
Comment by Dallas K. Sneckner | Thursday 06 Feb 2003, 7:46 am
Awesome. Call me up next time you’re passing through and we’ll not go to Qdoba together.
Comment by Grady Haynes | Thursday 06 Feb 2003, 10:28 pm
LOL!!!!
Comment by Dr. Taylor L. Smith | Friday 07 Feb 2003, 2:20 pm