Sunday 16 Feb 2003

Back scratching, scratching your back

You know how, when someone scratches your back, it starts itching somewhere else on your back?

I want a machine that scratches your entire back. Simultaneously. At the same time.

I’m just not sure what would happen. Maybe you’d start itching like in your leg or something.

4 Comments (RSS)

  • Man, to tell you the truth I’m not sure what would happen. I wish I had some contraption’ to scratch my back. My wife won’t on account of my ringworm.
    No joke.

    sux.
    -T-

    Comment by Taylor L. Smith | Tuesday 18 Feb 2003, 10:02 pm

  • Wait, I just had a serious thought (shocked?)
    You know how they say “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours”?

    Well, how does this equate with the hypothesis/observation mentioned above?
    If you scratch someone else’s back, are you maliciously making them itch somewhere else?
    -T-

    Comment by Taylor L. Smith | Tuesday 18 Feb 2003, 10:07 pm

  • Altruism dies a bloody (and ringworm infested) death.

    Comment by Grady Haynes | Thursday 20 Feb 2003, 10:43 pm

  • does anyone know if back scratching causes nervous disorders like when you were younger if your paretns scratched your back all the time would it result in some sort of nervous disorder when you are older.

    Comment by wondering | Monday 30 Aug 2004, 8:37 pm

Post a comment

Line and paragraph breaks are automatic. Email address never displayed.

HTML allowed:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>


copyright © 2006 Grady Haynes      powered by WordPress