Comments on: Nayonnaise http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:36:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 by: Glenn http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-103 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-103 Is it the ear-tickling slogan you take issue with or the burger itself? Incidentally, out of curiosity, what do vegetarians use mayonnaise for anyway? On a side note, my mayonnaise jar is trying to convince me that it is "GourMayo"!? Is it the ear-tickling slogan you take issue with or the burger itself? Incidentally, out of curiosity, what do vegetarians use mayonnaise for anyway? On a side note, my mayonnaise jar is trying to convince me that it is “GourMayo”!?

]]> by: Glenn http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-104 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-104 Upon further investigation of my fridge, I found a jar of Miracle Whip (which is arguably the same thing as mayonnaise) that encourages me to "Create Burger Envy" and to "Put Some Fun On That Bun." As if that were not enough, the jar also asks that I "Not Get Caught With Bare Buns"! In general, I'm insulted, but I do believe the latter warning is reasonable. Upon further investigation of my fridge, I found a jar of Miracle Whip (which is arguably the same thing as mayonnaise) that encourages me to “Create Burger Envy” and to “Put Some Fun On That Bun.” As if that were not enough, the jar also asks that I “Not Get Caught With Bare Buns”! In general, I’m insulted, but I do believe the latter warning is reasonable.

]]> by: Grady Haynes http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-105 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-105 Many of us vegetarians eat things like veggie burgers or "Chick" patties. (heeeee... see, it's like "chick peas" not "chicken". hmmmm.) I think what we've got on our hands (err, buns) is a White Creamy Condiment Sales Slogan Arms Race. The only sensible policy is complete disarmament. Whatever, I just know it's <a href="http://www.cooltobereal.com/">Cool 2B Real&#8482;</a>. Many of us vegetarians eat things like veggie burgers or “Chick” patties. (heeeee… see, it’s like “chick peas” not “chicken”. hmmmm.)

I think what we’ve got on our hands (err, buns) is a White Creamy Condiment Sales Slogan Arms Race. The only sensible policy is complete disarmament.

Whatever, I just know it’s Cool 2B Real™.

]]> by: brian hall http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-106 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-106 I would like to offer my staunch opposition to the grouping of mayonaise and miracle whip as the same thing. They are not. Miracle Whip has an extra "twang" that I detest. The taste is very similar to what I conjecture rotten mayonaise tastes like. I would like to offer my staunch opposition to the grouping of mayonaise and miracle whip as the same thing. They are not. Miracle Whip has an extra “twang” that I detest. The taste is very similar to what I conjecture rotten mayonaise tastes like.

]]> by: Dr. Taylor L. Smith http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-107 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://wordparts.com/2003/02/22/nayonnaise/#comment-107 I think it's terrible that your condiment containers are "saying" and "telling" you things. Disturbing. Maybe? -T- PS: NOW, If we're talking Ketchup bottles then some Dallas girls and I could amuse you with some pretty interesting stories... I think it’s terrible that your condiment containers are “saying” and “telling” you things. Disturbing. Maybe?
-T-

PS: NOW, If we’re talking Ketchup bottles then some Dallas girls and I could amuse you with some pretty interesting stories…

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