Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, “It’s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.”

— Critics: Affleck, J.Lo movie a turkey, CNN.com

wtf?

Lots of photos, videos, and QTVR panoramas of places more exotic than Illinois.

An explanation of the ISO paper sizes. Brilliant and elegant. I love standards; all the more if they’re intelligent and make proprietary methods look crude by comparison.

(via Metafilter)

Step 1: Write asinine books.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!

wordparts is back online!

Please let me know if you have any problems.