Happy United Nations Day!

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 24, 2003, as United Nations Day. I urge the Governors of the 50 States, the Governor of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, and the officials of other areas under the flag of the United States to honor the observance of United Nations Day with appropriate ceremonies and activities.

(It works better if you imagine it being read by James Earl Jones.)

I want to see all you Freepers out there, honoring the observance of this hallowed day with appropriate ceremonies and activities, OK?