Hi, my name is Michelle and I am an Account Manager at MetricsDirect. I noticed that you advertise your site http://www.wordparts.com on the Overture search engine under the search term ‘circuspenis’.

— junk mail from MetricsDirect Contextual Advertising

Of all my posts, they had to choose that one.

OK, wordparts is officially a circuspenis-free zone from now on. Sorry.

Anyway, on an only loosely related topic: so if somebody is offering to increase your annual sales by $100,000 and somebody else is offering to increase your annual sales by 45% and you’re thinking about dealing with them, I think it’d only be logical to do so in that order.