I went to the grocery store tonight. I bought Cheetos, Oreos, and milk. And Diet Coke.

This is not good.

Additionally today, I’ve consumed an espresso, a Red Bull, a bowl of macaroni and cheese, and a “chick” patty.

What’s happened?

Taylor series expansions have driven me to this.

Salads for lunch and dinner the rest of the week. Maybe a Pop-Tart or two for breakfast.

The checkout lady was unfriendly to the two Indian gentlemen in line with me.

I think maybe she thought they were Arabs.

I saw some mini-burritos labelled “4.20”. I thought the grocery store employees had a pretty good sense of humor.

Later I realized that was just the expiration date.