Saturday 30 Oct 2004
Pasty
Crest Vanilla Mint toothpaste: perhaps the most disgusting toothpaste, ever.
Not because it tastes bad. Because it looks like tartar sauce. Seriously. Visually, it’s nearly indistinguishable from tartar sauce, a foodstuff which would be difficult to eat first thing in the morning, much less smear all over your teeth.
And then there’s the whole “is tartar on your teeth the same stuff that’s in tartar sauce and what does this all have to do with Cream of Tartar?” thing…