Well, if you ask me […] the International Red Cross is a joke. Folks, there are terrorist-supporting regimes throughout the world, there are dictatorships slaughtering their own people everywhere, but the International Red Cross focuses on us because we make our prisons available to these thugs and of course the New York Times is once again the media outlet of choice for the U.S. bashing as in Abu Ghraib, and then the IAEA leak about our supposed failure to secure munitions in the last week of the campaign, and now G’itmo.

You know, this paper, I don’t know. It appears to me the New York Times just hates this country. They hate red states. They hate traditional marriage. They hate our military. It’s just amazing. Here, the International Red Cross, for crying out loud! The International Red Cross never once reports on the abuses of thugs and dictators and what they’re doing to their own country.

— Rush Limbaugh, “Int’l Red Cross Hates America”

Good advice for anyone: stop when it becomes impossible for someone to parody you.